Alien 3: The Unproduced Screenplay by William Gibson – Pat Cadigan, William Gibson

⭐⭐⭐⭐ So yeah, I was so pumped up to read this that I queued up all the Alien movies in my mom’s Disney+ account. I then had a bit of a panic because I promised a hot date night to this girl I met on Tinder. After a few deep breaths, and a couple shotsContinue reading “Alien 3: The Unproduced Screenplay by William Gibson – Pat Cadigan, William Gibson”

A Psalm for the Wild-Built – Becky Chambers

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ So yeah, I wasn’t expecting to like this one. Sure, there’s a robot, and I fucking love robots, but a tea monk? A tea monk and I would be on the distant ends of a personality spectrum. I’m pounding shots of tequila before hopping on a mechanical bull in an attempt to impress someContinue reading “A Psalm for the Wild-Built – Becky Chambers”

Black Magick, Vol. 3: Ascension I – Greg Rucka & Nicola Scott

⭐⭐⭐ So yeah, is fuck fest one word or two? Maybe it’s hyphenated. I’m going to go with one word because I like it, fuckfest. It’s like a huge music festival up in the mountains where everyone takes a bunch of shrooms, dresses up like animals, and listens to EDM. But with fucking. I supposeContinue reading “Black Magick, Vol. 3: Ascension I – Greg Rucka & Nicola Scott”

The Scavenger Door (Finder #3) – Suzanne Palmer

⭐⭐⭐⭐ So yeah, bit of a confession to start us off here dudes. I didn’t read the second book in this series, Driving the Deep. So, reading this one was a little like when you’re at a hockey game and go to the bar for the intermission and there’s a couple pretty babes that youContinue reading “The Scavenger Door (Finder #3) – Suzanne Palmer”

Essential Judge Dredd: Origins – John Wagner, Carlos Ezquerra, Kev Walker

⭐⭐⭐ So yeah, gather around friends and family, find a spot beside the bonfire to keep warm. Get a marshmallow to roast as ol’ Uncle Casey tells you a scary story of the goat man while the fire keeps away all the creepy creatures of the night. That’s the vibe I got from this bookContinue reading “Essential Judge Dredd: Origins – John Wagner, Carlos Ezquerra, Kev Walker”

Shards of Earth – Adrian Tchaikovsky

⭐⭐⭐⭐ So yeah, I started this one after playing a ton of spikeball with the boys down by the lake. I won most of the games, no big deal or anything. I did crush a pack of mango white claws and reading after that was a bad idea, bros. You need all your mental facultiesContinue reading “Shards of Earth – Adrian Tchaikovsky”

Light Chaser – Peter F. Hamilton & Gareth L. Powell

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ So yeah, this little novella packed one hell of a punch. Like we’re talking a Bruce Lee one-inch punch here. What’s this wee guy going to do here? Then WHAM, you’re halfway across the room on your ass trying to put your ribs back in place. Fuck me! Our main gal Amahle is aContinue reading “Light Chaser – Peter F. Hamilton & Gareth L. Powell”

Now We Paint Worlds – Matthew Kressel

⭐⭐⭐⭐ So yeah, I love me a good novelette. It’s like a pre-game to get you hyped up to read more and more. Dudes, I actually read this whole story while I pre-gamed before going to TGI Fridays for loaded potato skins, boozy slush drinks, and flirt with the bartenders. It was pretty dead inContinue reading “Now We Paint Worlds – Matthew Kressel”

Midnight – Brenden Carlson

⭐⭐ So yeah, I had this brief phase where I’d talk like a 1920s gangster after having a few drinks. “waaah, don’t taze me, coppah!”, “you damn dirty rat, you took my jaeger bomb, seeee”, and so on. I loved it and everyone else hated it, especially the chicks. What sort of dame doesn’t likeContinue reading “Midnight – Brenden Carlson”

Savage: The Wild – Max Bemis

⭐⭐⭐ So yeah, I’ve always been a fan of Tarzan probably because I like ripping off my shirt and yelling “AAAAHHHHHUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH”. Always a hit at house parties but I won’t be doing that one at mimosa brunch again. Last time I tried to swing off this lattice arch and knocked over a table with likeContinue reading “Savage: The Wild – Max Bemis”