So yeah, I’m a different breed of book reviewer. I’m not curling up with a blanket and a steaming mug of chai tea when I read a book. I’m the guy crushing a 32 oz Yeti Rambler full of margarita down by the pool. I’m splashing chicks with wicked cannonballs trying to get their attention. It sometimes works, but whatever, I got my book and my marg waiting for me. I like reading books and writing about them. If more people read the books I like then we’d be living in a better place. Anyways, that’s about all I got. Adios amigos!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ So yeah, this little novella packed one hell of a punch. Like we’re talking a Bruce Lee one-inch punch here. What’s this wee guy going to do here? Then WHAM, you’re halfway across the room on your ass trying to put your ribs back in place. Fuck me! Our main gal Amahle is a…Keep reading
⭐⭐⭐⭐ So yeah, I love me a good novelette. It’s like a pre-game to get you hyped up to read more and more. Dudes, I actually read this whole story while I pre-gamed before going to TGI Fridays for loaded potato skins, boozy slush drinks, and flirt with the bartenders. It was pretty dead in…Keep reading
⭐⭐ So yeah, I had this brief phase where I’d talk like a 1920s gangster after having a few drinks. “waaah, don’t taze me, coppah!”, “you damn dirty rat, you took my jaeger bomb, seeee”, and so on. I loved it and everyone else hated it, especially the chicks. What sort of dame doesn’t like…Keep reading
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